CANCER-VERSARY!

I'm pretty sure i made the cancer-versary thing up.  but i think it can catch on...

so june 23 is my one year cancer-versary.  i was trying to think of what to do.  i want to celebrate it and each one thereafter.  positivity!  i am going to be in kansas (random i know) so i wont be with all my friends and family.  sooooo - i came up with the idea that whoever wants to celebrate - should have a drink and take a pic and send it to me.  any kind of drink of course, however alcohol is appreciated so i am not the only one...

you can be in the pic or not, you can have your name on the pic or not.  up to you.  tell me what drink you are having too.  i am curious which of my friends are lushes - although i think i have a good idea :)

so there it is, celebrate the cancer-versary with me!  with the statistics as they are, each year is a huge thing to celebrate and who doesnt like a celebration!  its also my half birthday, but well, that doesnt seem as important this year.

yay!

TOP 10 WAYS TO DISRUPT THE WAITING ROOM]

10) ask everyone around you to do things "STAT"
9) offer free prostate exams
8) ask everyone nervously for a spare catheter (just so you know, i do NOT have one)
7) pop a disc in the DVD player of you in an avocado-eating contest
6) supplement blaNd waiting room periodicals with nurse-fetish porn
5) give our best rendition of the dance-floor classic - the naked raptor
4) hold up a sign that reads, "free chemo in the parking lot" (with how much it costs, i may respond to that)
3) initiate a speLLing bee. be unflinchingly cruel with errors (i have no right to criticize others spelling...)
2) leaf through every magazine in the room, shake hands with everyone else, and then say loudly "jesus, this flesh eating scabies itches like a motherfucker"
1) repeatedly refer to the doctor you are waiting for as the "trembling butcher

CARE OF - PLANET CANCER