ive already received a bunch of pics (scarily - many dogs and stuffed animals and even a face on a tree). im really happy today! one year is over and then only one more year of chemo then i will live forever! well, maybe not forever, that would just be ugly.
SO send more pics! its a good way to say, oh, i had to drink on a thursday....
This isnt my favorite top ten since luckily i dont have an HMO, but its still funny
9. Directions to your doctor's office include, "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."
8. Tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
7. The colon specialist is only available on his days off from Roto-Rooter.
6. Only item listed under Preventive Care coverage is "An apple a day."
5. The used needle receptacles have recycling symbols on them.
4. Patient responsible for "200% of out-of-network charges" is not a typo.
3. Your Prozac comes in different colors with little "m's" on them.
2. The radiation techs are wearing old Stormtrooper costumes.
1. The only expense covered 100% is embalming.
8. Tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
7. The colon specialist is only available on his days off from Roto-Rooter.
6. Only item listed under Preventive Care coverage is "An apple a day."
5. The used needle receptacles have recycling symbols on them.
4. Patient responsible for "200% of out-of-network charges" is not a typo.
3. Your Prozac comes in different colors with little "m's" on them.
2. The radiation techs are wearing old Stormtrooper costumes.
1. The only expense covered 100% is embalming.
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